oes this sound familiar?
Player: So I’m gonna be… a Troll Slayer! He’s cool and has wicked stats.
GM: Okay, but you know you’re gonna use those stats to die in the most spectacular way possible?
Player: Yeah, but with within boundaries of…
GM: No.
Player: Right, so can I use my axe with a shield?
GM: No. Right, what horrible crime have you committed that you’ve decided to become a Troll Slayer?
Player: Er… Well, a dreadful one, obviously.
GM: Yeah, so what was it?
Player: That’s a secret!
[curtain falls]
Anyway, today on Drach Tales, the axe wants blood. Act 3, Scene 10: The Troll Slayer’s grim secret. Enjoy.
