Once upon a time … But not that long ago. A few sad gentlemen and ladies figured that too few windows popped up in your browser to piss you off.
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We feed our nurglings with them. Our computermancer says he also uses them to perform rituals to find out how you use this website. If you’ve seen the animation when you first accessed this website, thanks to cookies you will not need to see it every time you visit it again. For me though, it’s just a waste of a good nurgling cookie. If you are also sad and want to know what cookies are, click here (but only if you really have to).